Two things at once (Open)

It seemed that Hyousuke was lost deep in thought. Quite what about was anyone's guess - it could've been anything from how to lift himself out of an emotional quagmire, to how long he could put off doing his homework before he had to scramble to finish it all in a single night, to wondering what the world would be like if chickens had teeth. Regardless of what he had on his mind, there was no denying that he wasn't paying attention as much as he should have been, given that he was milling about in a place teeming with other students.

It was only natural, then, that a stranger slipping on a banana peel managed to escape his attention - until she'd landed face-first in his plate full of pasta. Even when he'd registered that it'd happened, it took him a moment or two to actually react to it, and the reaction itself was simply him glancing between the plate and her to make sure that he was actually seeing things right. Once he'd actually managed to process what had happened, however, he scrambled out of his seat almost immediately to see if the other student was alright. They'd taken quite a tumble, after all, and he'd be a poor hero if he just ignored the incident entirely.

The moment she'd moved towards the table to clean it, he stepped forward, and reached a hand across to put between her and it.
"Forget me!" He said, the shock of the whole event still lingering. "What about you?" He motioned vaguely towards her eye, a tone of concern clear in his voice as he spoke. "You need to go see the nurse, your eye's looking-" His concern was cut short upon catching sight of something in the corner of his vision, and he turned sharply to see if he was actually correct in what he'd chanced to see.

Recording. Of course someone was recording. He'd hoped those attending UA would be above things that middle schoolers would've thought twice about, but evidently, people were petty no matter where he went. Standing straight and levelling his gaze at the other students, his face twisted into an angered scowl, and he stepped forward with his knuckles cracking against his palm. It seemed as though he'd forgotten his lunch, and was only barely aware of the person that'd fallen into it. By the looks of things, his focus was on the person pointing their phone towards the scene.
"Oi, oi." He growled, barely managing to keep a calm-ish tone. "You wanna show me what you got on there?"

Before he had a chance to threaten the phone's holder with whatever acts of bodily harm first sprang to mind, Hyousuke found that they were instead being threatened by the very person he'd nearly forgotten about. He didn't say anything while she did, partly because it seemed like she had it all well in hand, but partly out of surprise. Not moments before, she'd landed face-first in a pasta platter, and given what seemed like one hell of a shiner too. Watching her try to loom over someone, then act threatening towards them? It gave Hyousuke whiplash enough that even someone as talkative as him had to stop and process it for a few moments.

That mild astonishment shifted quickly to him being outright uncomfortable as he saw her crouch down and clean up. As much as he appreciated the gesture, seeing it had painted an awkward look across his face, and was quick to get onto the floor with a tissue as well.
"Hey, don't worry about it!" Hyousuke said cheerily, despite the situation. "Shit happens, am I right?" He flashed a smile at her. He wasn't any stranger to swears and foul language, and he didn't want her thinking that he'd let her scrub up on her own.

Figuring that the floor looked about as good as it ever would without the help of the custodial staff, Hyousuke stood, brushed himself down, and took a seat back at the table. In response to her question, he gestured vaguely towards one of the open seats, and smiled at her again - though this time it was a more subdued one, borne more out of politeness than anything else.
"Sure, take a seat!" He said, before taking a swig of his miraculously-untouched water. "I still think you should go see the nurse first though. That eye's not looking good."